The Oppressor of Abu Ghraib is Found Guilty

Teddy Kennedy must be very proud of himself tonight. It was his decisive and courageous leadership that helped promote and equate the current Abu Ghraib prison scandal to the butchery and torture chambers of the Saddam Hussein regime. The five foot, 110 pound, cigarette smoking, pointing, leash girl of Abu Ghraib was found guilty today of the horrendous crimes that shocked the world(?). Private Lynndie England was found guilty on four counts of maltreating detainees, one count of conspiracy and one count of committing an indecent act.

Private Lynndie England, 22, appeared in some of the graphic photos of abuse at the prison which caused outrage.

The panel found her guilty on four counts of maltreating detainees, one count of conspiracy and one count of committing an indecent act.

Private England faces up to 10 years in prison when she is sentenced.

Private England was the last in a group of nine army reservists charged with mistreating inmates at the prison.

It took the panel of five military officers just two hours to reach their verdict.

Private England showed no visible reaction as she stood to attention in the military court at Fort Hood in Texas to hear the verdict.

A military prosecutor had argued that England humiliated prisoners because she enjoyed it and had a sick sense of humour.

The men in Iraq can sleep soundly tonight... The five foot, 110 pound, cigarette smoking, pointing, leash girl of Abu Ghraib was found guilty and will no longer be allowed to abuse detainees at Abu Ghraib!