They sound like decent people.
NGEX reported:
The descendants of cannibals in Papua New Guinea, held a ceremony of reconciliation, attended by thousands,where they said sorry for their forefathers' actions. Their forefathers killed and ate four Fijian missionaries in 1878.
The missionaries in a group of Methodist ministers and teachers who arrived in 1875 to spread Christianity.
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal?
ReplyDeleteA: Does this clown taste funny to you?
"So terribly sorry 'bout that."
ReplyDelete*burp*
Q: What did the cannibal say to the other cannibal after eating the missionary?
ReplyDeleteA: *Amen*
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal?
ReplyDeleteA: He does taste like chicken!
Here are a series of other punchlines:
ReplyDeleteQ: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal?
A: I'm having a ball, are you?
One cannibal said to the other, "You know, I really don't like your uncle."
ReplyDeleteThe other cannibal said, "Well just stir it around and eat the noodles."
To demonstrate their forgiveness the missionary's families invited the cannibals over for dinner.
ReplyDeleteAfter years of bitterness the two families, missionaries and cannibals, were finally able to sit down at the same table together.
ReplyDeleteThis is the best headline I've ever seen. Everytime I read it and look at the picture I burst into laughter. I'm going to print it out and frame it!
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