Sunday, March 30, 2008

After Saving Planet-- Can Gore Save the DNC?

Is he "the one"... The one true Messiah?

Al Gore 2008
The time is now--

It looks like Al Gore has already saved the planet from warming as evidenced by the record snow and low temperatures this past year and scientific data proving the planet is cooling.
Halleluiah.

But, is Al up for an even bigger task?
Can Al Gore save the Democratic Party, too?
There are some Democrats who believe that only Al can rescue the Democrats from the hell that awaits them.
The Telegraph reported:

Plans for Al Gore to take the Democratic presidential nomination as the saviour of a bitterly divided party are being actively discussed by senior figures and aides to the former vice-president.

The bloody civil war between Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama has left many Democrats convinced that neither can deliver a knockout blow to the other and that both have been so damaged that they risk losing November's election to the Republican nominee, John McCain.

Former Gore aides now believe he could emerge as a compromise candidate acceptable to both camps at the party's convention in Denver during the last week of August.

Two former Gore campaign officials have told The Sunday Telegraph that a scenario first mapped out by members of Mr Gore's inner circle last May now has a sporting chance of coming true.

Mr Gore, who was Bill Clinton's vice-president and has since won a Nobel Peace Prize and an Oscar for his work on green issues, remains an influential figure eight years after he beat George W Bush in the popular vote but lost the White House after the Florida recount fiasco.

The opening has emerged because opinion polls show Mr McCain stretching his lead over both Mr Obama and Mrs Clinton, whose campaigns are engaged in a daily cycle of attacks, character assassination and mutual recriminations on religion, race and the economy.
Gore '08-- Spread the word!... Halleluiah.

14 Comments:

Anonymous Des said...

I am spreading the word already "Have you heard"?

5:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lovely, so now the Democrat Party wants the 'evil-rich-oppressor' Al Gore to steal the election from both the sexist camp and the racist camp in the Democrat Party.

6:13 AM  
Blogger cornhusker said...

You will excuse this metaphor...but AlGore "taking" the nomination away from Hillary or Obama is going to go over like "passing wind in Church" so to speak. Besides he never campaigned, debated anybody, or was at all subject to anyone's scrutiny as to ethics or campaign finance. The Clintons already hate him and visa versa. To Obama and his crowd he'll be just another "typical white guy". Geez! This thing gets more bizarre as it goes on and on.

7:14 AM  
Blogger BEAR said...

Cornhusker is right, IMHO. The animosities among the libs are becoming even more hostile as "Operation Chaos" gains momentum.

"Bear" Company has encountered mixed resistance, with most dems shooting prisoners from opposing factions within their own units. A sudden shift in their "leadership" will further unhinge both major factions, and will fuel their counter-insurgents in the anarchist and gay ranks.

Our Scouts (the much-decorated Drudge Platoon) have detected large gaps in Queen Clinton's financial supply lines (No money to bribe Superdelegates), which will increase her already high rate of desertions and AWOLS.

Caliph obamster's legions will go berserk if another "White Bread" tries to block his acquisition of more territory. Battalion intelligence has heard rumors that Gore's "candidacy" is simply a disinformation campaign designed to frighten the Queen and the Caliph into joining forces before disaster strikes them in the Fall.

This Briefing is concluded. Return to your units.

8:50 AM  
Blogger BEAR said...

P.S.: Please pass the popcorn. NOW, you may return to your units..

8:55 AM  
Blogger juandos said...

Well one can only hope for someone like a dim-witted Dean or slap happy Schumer makes this sort of suggestion in what passes for the smoke filled backrooms for the party of the Seditious & Sleazy and 1968 happens all over again...

Yet look at what Al Gore has to offer to both his party and the country at large...

10:05 AM  
Blogger Nahanni said...

Here is a song to read this post by for this is shaping up to be just like DALLAS

/passes GP the popcorn, pass it along to bear when you are done.

10:44 AM  
Blogger Nahanni said...

Oooh!

The first anti-Goracle political ad of the season.

Geez these guys are on the ball! Hope it meets with your "Seal" of approval! LOL!

10:49 AM  
Blogger Anthony (Los Angeles) said...

This is just too good to be true. It must be the work of KARL ROVE!!

Thank you, Unca Karl!

1:10 PM  
Anonymous Jay McDonough said...

from swimming freestyle:

"That said, one of the Democrats biggest problems is their hell bent insistence on looking backward for solutions. The Clintons counted on exactly this tendency when Hillary Clinton began her campaign: she was absolutely convinced she was a lock for the nomination because she knew dutiful Democrats would fondly recall the 1990's and just assume all we needed to do was elect another Clinton and voila - it's the 90's again (well...maybe not everything about the 90's - just the good stuff)."

http://swimmingfreestyle.typepad.com

4:27 PM  
Blogger Christopher said...

It's good to see the Liberals eating each other alive. I bet Gore does believe he is the one to save the party. They all seem to have a God complex. Obama, Clinton, and Gore.

Hillary Clinton even had to remind us that she is human (after her compulsive lying was fact checked), they all seem to think the masses worship them.

I hope the American people can stop letting these people have political power and stop voting on star value.

5:14 PM  
Blogger bg said...

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oh that is too funny!! what's even funnier is, i was rooting for an Al Gore win in 2000, i'd say what was i drinking, but i don't drink.. oh wait a sec, kool-aid is non-alcoholic right?? :D

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12:05 AM  
Blogger juandos said...

Re: The first anti-Goracle political ad of the season...

That was pretty funny...

BTW according to Leslie Stahl of CBS Al Gore is the P.R. agent for the planet

4:36 PM  
Blogger bg said...

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someone had recently posted a GW ad with POLAR BEARS in it (i remember it was about population increasing, but forget who/where, sorry) at any rate, if you posted it & are reading this.. please post it again.. thanks!!

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5:25 PM  

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