Hamas forces in Gaza are planning to establish a navy even though they do not have any boats.
The Times Online reported:
It may not have any ships, sailors or seafaring equipment, but those logistical details have not prevented Hamas, the Islamist movement that rules the Gaza Strip, from launching a naval defence force.Y-Net has more on the Hamas naval forces.
“The requirements to join are that you have to be a good soldier, be fit, and know how to swim,” said the coastal patrol’s only confirmed member and commander, Jamil al-Dahashan, a veteran of the armed wing of Hamas.
The new force is expected to take to the waves — or at least the beaches — in a couple of weeks, where it will battle against prostitution and drug abuse. Eventually, when it has a boat, the navy will venture out to sea, where one of its main tasks will be to intercept Gazan fishermen who moonlight as informants for the Israelis.
Navy battling prostitution? I think that this is perhaps one of the greatest examples of irony EVER.
ReplyDeleteYou'd think they would start by stop backing the Taliban, who are selling drugs.
ReplyDeleteHamas and Hezbollah sell drugs, too.
ReplyDeleteThey sell them to the infidels who they view as animals who have no souls. It makes them a nice chunk of change, too.
Maybe they need a "Navy" to get their shipments out.
Either way, you see their version of a "lifebelt". If the boat starts to sink they can just blow themselves up and save themselves the agony of drowning.
They're wearing plastic bags on their feet. I saw an off-hand reference somewhere else to a suicide bomber wearing plastic bags on his feet.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone know what's the deal with the bags on the feet?
"Does anyone know what's the deal with the bags on the feet?"...
ReplyDeleteBig condoms maybe?
The plastic bags are to help avoid breaking wudu after ritual foot washing.
ReplyDeleteAll of this serves as more proof that these people need a big ol' heavy dose of what Christians have been subjected to for most of the past 50 years: an unrelenting onslaught of deleterious whacks on the head from the wacko Hollywood left...BA-WA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! I slew myself with that one, but seriously infidels, have you poked fun at your muslim brother today ? Go on, share some Danish cartoon art with him, I'm sure he'll enjoy it and then thank you for expanding his appreciation of wry, witty humor.
ReplyDeleteLet's hear it for those zany,self-effacing muslims! Hussan CHOP!