Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Halleluiah! House Dems Solve Oil Crisis-- Will Sue OPEC

Halleluiah!
The Democratic Congress solved the oil crisis!

By developing new sources of petroleum?-- No
By drilling in ANWR?-- No
By drilling off the coast of Florida?-- No
By drilling off of the east coast?-- No
By drilling off of the west coast?-- No
By drilling off the Alaskan coast?-- No
By building oil refineries?-- No
By developing shale oil deposits?-- No
By adding nuclear energy production?-- No
By adding clean coal production?-- No

House Democrats passed legislation today to sue OPEC to bring down gas prices.
Brilliant-- A law suit against OPEC.

The Arab leaders ought to get a good belly laugh out of that.
Why is this not surprising?
Reuters reported:

The House of Representatives overwhelmingly approved legislation on Tuesday allowing the Justice Department to sue OPEC members for limiting oil supplies and working together to set crude prices, but the White House threatened to veto the measure.

The bill would subject OPEC oil producers, including Saudi Arabia, Iran and Venezuela, to the same antitrust laws that U.S. companies must follow.

The measure passed in a 324-84 vote (Roll Call Here), a big enough margin to override a presidential veto.

The legislation also creates a Justice Department task force to aggressively investigate gasoline price gouging and energy market manipulation.

"This bill guarantees that oil prices will reflect supply and demand economic rules, instead of wildly speculative and perhaps illegal activities," said Democratic Rep. Steve Kagen of Wisconsin, who sponsored the legislation.

The lawmaker said Americans "are at the mercy" of OPEC for how much they pay for gasoline, which this week hit a record average of $3.79 a gallon.

The White House opposes the bill, saying that targeting OPEC investment in the United States as a source for damage awards "would likely spur retaliatory action against American interests in those countries and lead to a reduction in oil available to U.S. refiners."
It should be noted: When 103 Republicans agree with Democrats that suing OPEC is the right way to tackle the energy crisis, you know Republicans have a problem.

Meanwhile off the coast of Florida, China and Cuba are drilling for gas:

Democrats like to attack evil American oil companies and block them from drilling off our coasts. It doesn't seem to bother them when China starts drilling for oil in these same areas 50 miles from Key West.

Previously:
Thanks to Democratic "No Zones", the US Is in Grave Danger
It's Official, Cuba Hires China to Drill Oil Off Florida Coast
Despite Oil Crisis, Democrats AGAIN Block US Firms from Drilling!
Democrats Crack Gas Jokes Then Vote Against US Oil Development
Union Protesters Get Lost, End Up at White House
Democrats Fail to Prevent Senate Oil Drilling Bill from Passing
Despite Global Oil Crisis, Dems Will Block Drilling & Exploration!
In First 100 Hours, Democrats Propose Ban on Oil Drilling
Democrats Force American Energy Companies to Flee
Americans Can No Longer Afford the Pelosi-Reid Gas Prices
Pelosi-Reid Congress Sets Another Record... In Gas Prices
House Dems Pass Massive Tax Hike on Oil Companies to Bring Down Price of Fuel
So Much For That Pelosi Plan to Cut Gas Prices
Dems Mock Bush-- Vow No New Drilling or Nuclear Plants!!
This Will Be The #1 Issue in the 2008 Elections-- And, It Goes to Republicans

18 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:42 PM

    Beyond parody.

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  2. Anonymous3:19 PM

    With the democrats in power, we may soon look back at the $4.00 gas price with fondness.
    ...sigh...
    You just can't make this stuff up.

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  3. Why would Any Republican even consider voting for this?

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  4. The democrats are a complete joke. The republicans are moving in that direction too. Who has the courage to lead!? God bless our country! Padre Steve, SDB

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  5. padre steve,

    All this reminds me of a poem by Yeates.

    THE SECOND COMING

    Turning and turning in the widening gyre
    The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
    Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
    Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
    The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
    The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
    The best lack all conviction, while the worst
    Are full of passionate intensity.


    Surely some revelation is at hand;
    Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
    The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
    When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
    Troubles my sight: a waste of desert sand;
    A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
    A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
    Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
    Wind shadows of the indignant desert birds.
    The darkness drops again but now I know
    That twenty centuries of stony sleep
    Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
    And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
    Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

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  6. Sorry, the correct spelling is Yeats.

    It's been a long day.

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  7. I think it is about time Texas slapped a dollar per gallon export fee to all petroleum products produced here. Why should Texas petroleum go to fuel those pigs in Boston, Washington, New, York, Chicago, Philadelphia etc. when we could use it here to lower the prices here.

    Think that is far fetched? You shouldn't. Those "states in the middle" as the Obama campaign is fond of calling them are getting pretty sick and tired of the morons on both coasts who have no concept of reality.

    I can see those "Let the Yankee Bastards Freeze in the Dark" bumper stickers becoming popular again.

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  8. Anonymous4:08 PM

    I'd sure like to see how they handled the jurisdiction. "OPEC" Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries, is an association of sovereign countries, kinda like NATO.

    What's next? Maybe they can sue Iran. That will work just as well.

    Valerie

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  9. First off, I want to apologize to everybody. I'm from Wisconsin, and I'm really, REALLY sorry we foisted Feingold and Kagen on the rest of the country (I certainly didn't vote for them). That said, I'm imagining a discussion between Pelousy and Whatshisface from Saudi Arabia:
    Nancy: We're suing you because you won't play fair.
    Saudi Arabia: Aww, shucks, ma'am, guess that means $200 A BARREL FOR OIL NOW! By the way, nice scarf.

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  10. So, if they authorize the justice department to sue countries who drive up oil prices by limiting their oil production and hoarding reserves, does that mean they could sue the US government as well?

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  11. Mr. Prickly, you have my sympathy. And it's nice to be reminded that not everybody in Milwaukee is an idiot.

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  12. Anonymous7:55 PM

    Hey, Maybe Crock O wants to meet with Castro in order to learn if they've found anything.

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  13. Anonymous8:20 PM

    http://www.energyxxi.org/xxi/newsroom/080507_pr>Big energy plan coming out this summer (announced longtime friend of McCain, Gen. James L. Jones). - ER

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  14. Anonymous8:22 PM

    Link correction attempt: Big energy plan coming out this summer, announced longtime McCain friend Gen. James L. Jones. - ER

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  15. Anonymous8:26 PM

    Doesn't matter how much evidence there is, it's impossible; democrats will never admit to how totally f'ing stupid and clueless they are.

    It's sickening.

    If ridiculous slogans like "Hope" and "Change" with no declaration of policy to define either (besides meeting unconditionally with rogue nations) can sway millions upon millions of brain-dead dem's, then this nation really is lost.

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  16. Anonymous10:54 PM

    the best way to lower oil is to make the futeres traders have to put up 50% or more on there traeds and it would drop back to $60 a barel

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  17. Anonymous5:53 PM

    Look back at $4.oo a gal with fondness? Even at 4 a gal we are in trouble. I see how people are cutting back even now and with each personal cut back every factory every small business feels it. All 3 potential presidents left in the race each one has no idea how to fix this. Sad to say but once we reach 5 + a gal its not a recession it will be a depression.

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