Saturday, May 17, 2008

Oh Brother... Obama Listed as One of Nation's Fittest Guys

Put down the food.
Even fitness magazines are starting to make up silly crap about Obama.

Men's Fitness lists Obama as one of the nation's "Top 25 Fittest Guys."

Yeah, right!
Hat Tip Bob

FOX Embed and LGF Quick Links reported:

According to Men’s Fitness magazine (out May 19th), Barack Obama is not just the fittest politician in the race for the presidency - he’s one of the nation’s 25 fittest guys.

So you don’t have to wait till next week - here’s the magazine’s reasoning:

“It takes a certain stamina to endure months of 16-hour days in pursuit of the land’s highest office. Obama is not the first politician dedicated to fitness, but the Illinois senator starts every day with a morning workout, whether it’s machines at the hotel gym or a brisk 45-minute run. He’s also quit smoking. Obama can beexcused for enjoying the occasional state-fair corn dog because he mostly stays away from fatty foods. He’s also, as we’ve seen, a bit of a baller. Nicknamed “Barry O’Bomber” for his jump shot, the former high school hoopster now releases stress during pickup games—including one on every primary day. “He’s wiry-looking but actually pretty strong,” former Duke player and Obama staffer Reggie Love has said. “And he hates losing.He plays hard.” Now that we know.”
Anyone with the least bit of intellectual honesty would have to admit this is ridiculous.

12 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:16 PM

    Jim -- Barack "the Smoker" Obama is fit? I wanna see an x-ray of his lungs...or see him run a mile...or see him do 100 push ups. I bet "W" could take him in any endurance test. Heck, even McCain might kick his tail.

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  2. Thanks Bob- Too funny.
    I added the visual.

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  3. Anonymous3:27 PM

    Whites are better milers. Watch any track meet.

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  4. They could only say this now that Huckabee is out of contention.

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  5. Well, he can't bowl, how hard is that!

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  6. ++

    their "unconditional" support for this Marxist
    puppet goes way beyond the pale of rational..

    yes, there is no length they won't go
    to to crown their mythical messiah..

    ==

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  7. If you read the article you'll see plenty of other reasons to conclude that the authors are shallow little boys.

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  8. I've seen guys on crutches play better basketball than Obama...

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  9. and now another barack obama geography gaffe.

    he seems to think that arkansas is closer to kentucky than illinois is to kentucky, and that that's part of the reason he's probably going to lose to hillary clinton on tuesday by 20+ points.

    couldn't have anything to do with the fact that he wants to negotiate with hamas.

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  10. yeah, illinois borders kentucky. arkansas does not.

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  11. Anonymous12:58 AM

    Good Job! :)

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  12. Anonymous7:03 AM

    Men's Health, Men's Journal and Men's Fitness are owned by Jann Wenner, the star-fucker from Rolling Stone (who, by the way, really, really likes Men). They put in a lot of environmental crap but I'm actually surprised they hasn't been more over the top for Obama.

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